My high school friend sent this to me and with my current state here in the office I thought it was just apt to post it... I know some of you can share my sentiments...
1. "boss, makinig ka kaya sa akin!"
2. "puwede ba, busy ako? "
3. "make your own f--ing letters and presentations."
4. "if challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why won't you just trade in your salary for my challenges? "
5. "Of the 10 assignments you gave me the past three days, can you please decide which one is really "the most important and crucial and is to be submitted ASAP?"
6. "absent ako today. wala lang, ayokong makita ka eh..."
7. "uwi na ako ha. bahala ka na dito sa opis.. "
8. "boss, puede bang taasan mo sueldo ko? ang hirap ksi ng trabaho ko eh, pakisamahan ang isang kagaya mo! "
9. "ano?!! di mo alam mag-print? sayang ang laptop mo ma'am. "
10. "if you really think it's THAT important, di ikaw gumawa"
11. " uh, di ka ba nahihilo sa kaka-solitaire mo? gusto mo magtrabaho naman for a change? "
12. "Huli kayo! nanonood din pala kayo ng VCD ha!"
13. "Sir, lahat ng kelangan niyo nandyan na.. kelangan niyo lang tingnan mabuti!"
14. "nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta ka sa puwestong yan. "
15. "Basahin mo muna ang LAHAT ng e-mail messages mo bago mo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa mo."
16. "kabit mo ba yung prinomote mo?"
17. "do you feel threatened by my genius?"
18. "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
19. "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."
20. " I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
21. "di yan kasama sa job description ko, 'no"
22. "if i do what you tell me to, will this change the world?"
23. "is it your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo? it definitely has nothing to do with your intellect"
24. "okay lang umabsent ka. it does not really make a dent here in the office. mas maaga pa kaming makaka lunch"
... and there so much more I'd like to say.
Sigh!
2 comments:
kwela 'to 'no? sobra din akong naka-relate. :)
I'd enjoy this more but I don't have a boss at the office*...
...ay sorry, was I supposed to say that? :-D
*they're at a different office
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