I won't attempt to make guys understand the importance of a warehouse sale...
It's a different level of sale.
It cannot be compared to a mall sale.
I won't even attempt to make guys understand the importance of finding the right pair of jeans that hugs our butts a certain way. Or flares a certain way. Or rides our hips a certain way.
So being depressed because I can't go to this sale is perfectly acceptable.
I'm so depressed I think I need a cigarette!